One of those FB things people repost all the time -- which I seldom do -- but some are cute:

I have been to a lot of places - but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone - you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito, either - no one would recognize me there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport - you have to be driven there. I have made several trips though! I would like to go to Conclusions - but you have to jump and I'm not much into that kind of physical activity.